From the NewYorker – The Trump Foibles

Not the NEWS Mexico is announcing its Bankruptcy over Trump Mental Healthcare costs, Russia is jumping in to the rescue!

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of treatment could cost more than a border wall, the Mexican President warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

By Andy Borowitz

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by Americans

Putin says not to worry got your back Donald!

An aide said that the President is panicking over a doomsday scenario in which Americans, sidelined during the 2016 election, play a dominant role in influencing the 2020 contest.

By Andy Borowitz

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind

What without STAPLES?

According an official news release, “Dear Leader’s mighty wind-resistant raven mane easily overmatches the American dotard’s sparse bleached strands.”

By Andy Borowitz

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